GREENYGREY’S RAMBLES

Yes, you read the title right, the Greenygrey has won Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf.  I always knew that good ol’ lovable werewolf had it in it!  It seems the werewolf public took to its laid back unconcerned demeanour on the show, and voted GG the winner by a clear margin.  After the disappointment of I’m A Celebrity Werewolf this is a great day for greenygreys everywhere, and should be a boost for the GG brand.

Thanks for all your votes.  We were hoping to feature an exclusive interview with GG, but it hasn’t woken up yet, and had to be carried out of the house den.  We’ll let you know when it’s awake.

Not Such Good News for Caged Wolf 

It was not such good news for Caged Wolf though.  The main reason it was included in the show was because it was in a relationship with Katie TooPriceyWolf, who took part in I’m A Celebrity Werewolf alongside GG. 

Although Caged Wolf did great on the show, after he didn’t win TooPriceyWolf dumped poor CagedWolf live on Werewolf TV, before denying that she would have continued dating him if he’d won.

It must also be remembered that KTPW did of course give him his ‘big break’ by dating him.

That useless lump of green and grey fur is still fast akip, with the final of Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf fast approaching.  To think of all the time and effort I’ve put in to get its book published and appearances on I’m A Celebrity Werewolf as well as the current Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf. 

And all it can do is sleep through it all.  It’s seems a far cry from the superhuman werewolf I met after its epic North American travels.

Not only that, but some of the other werewolf housemates have now gone and badly drawn silly glasses and a moustache on it while it sleeps.  It’s going to take some effort to resurrect its career and brand after this I can tell you.

Anyway, for all its worth, back to the live cam focusing on GG:

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Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf seems to be a ratings loser so far, with January figures down.  It may be doing damage to GG’s brand and image, so we’ve arranged for a live webcam to focus exclusively on GG in the hope that it might turn things around.  Over to GG in the CBBAW house:

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Remember how yesterday I told you I’d tell you about my deep slumber dream, after the pea-souper reminded me.  Funny that, isn’t it, how a pea is green, and its soup is used to describe a grey foggy day.  Do you think its etymology could be traced to my ancestors?

GG’s Creation Myth Dream: When the Sky and Earth are One

Anyway, I digress, and a werewolf’s only as good as its word. 

Yeh, well you know how I’m a bit of an orphan at the moment, and don’t know of any other surviving greenygreys.

Well, in my dream I was thinking how I may have been born out of those greenygrey times when the cloud descends to the ground, and sky and Earth seem to be one.

It kind of makes sense to me, but how can I know if it’s true, or just my imagination on overload during my deep hibernation slumber?

Anyway, any thoughts you have on the matter are very welcome.  Back to the house den grind!

Hi gang, it’s GG here.  Thanks for all your subconcious votes: not only did they keep me in the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house den, but they also woke me up from my deep hibernation slumber.

Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf Evictions

It’s all change in the house den, with KattyWolf, FlossyWolf and LadySovereignWolf all gone.  I didn’t even get to say goodbye, as I just woke up like an hour ago.

It leaves the house a bit light on the female front, but there seems to be a bit of an alpha female battle going on, with the dominant BeachWolf sensing a challenge from TrumpWolf.

The males have BadBoyVinnieWolf and BaldWolf dominating in different ways, with BadBoyVinnieWolf quietly controlling, while BaldWolf tries the noisy approach.

Grey Dominating the Green

It’s a real pea-souper out there today, with grey dominating the landscape: don’t think it’ll make much difference being in the house den, as visibility must be doing to a few dozen feet.

Actually, it reminded me of a dream I had when in my slumber that may provide clues to my origins.  I’ll let you know about it tomorrow.

Bad news from the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house den, where GG has been put up for eviction tonight.  Despite this, GG has not come out from the den, and still seems deep in kip.

Up for Eviction from the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house den

The other contestants up for eviction in the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house den are KattyWolf, FlossyWolf and TheSovereignWolf.

The other three contestants seem to have similarities to those up for nomination in the Channel Four Celebrity Big Brother all human series.

Free Voting for Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf

While calls to vote in Celebrity Big Brother All Human costs a few pence or quid, you can vote for Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house den for free at the Greenygrey website.

While I do apologise for GG’s lack of activity and entertainment value on Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf so far, I do implore you to vote for your favourite green and grey werewolf (well, it is the last one left, so you don’t have much choice!). 

It hasn’t had the chance to be the real GG yet, so you haven’t seen the best of it.

Make you votes count, and wake GG up from hibernation (so it doesn’t have to leave the house deep in sleep!).

Hi, GG still hasn’t emerged from the den, so I thought I’d give you the December website figures and those for 2009, as forgot in all the excitement about GG entering the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house den.

December an Average Month Considering GG’s Celebrity Status

Thanks for all your visits in December.  It was a mixed month, with Unique Visitors and Number of Visits average, while the other three second only to August over the year: 

The Unique visitors total was 631
Number of visits was 1704
Pages 9080
Hits 17261
Bandwidth 176.29

2009 Figures and Comparisons to 2008

When you compare the 2009 website statistics to 2008 you can see how the GG brand has come on in leaps and bounds this year, with some of the categories doubling in numbers between the two years; and the Number of Visits actually trebling.  This is of course down to you lot, and a bit of our creation too.  The stats are below:

                                           2008                                  2009

Unique Visitors               3212                             7796
Number of Visits             6118                            18983
Pages                          31494                           65650
Hits                             120526                         146860
Bandwidth                    745.17 MB                      1.37 GB

Thanks for doubling GG’s size, and I hope you continue feeding it in 2010.  Don’t worry about GG outgrowing us, it promises to keep its greenygrey feet planted firmly on the greeny ground.

Hi, it’s GG again from the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house/den.  There’s a lot of fun and games going on here, with Big Brother Alpha Werewolf firing silver bullets above our heads all the time; and Stephen BaldWolf is still howling on about werewolf creation, but I’m still glad I agreed to enter the house. 

 Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf Soulmate: TedWolf 

I got talking to TedWolf, who’s pretty interesting and cool.  I’ve never met anyone else like it, and I don’t think there’s anybody that scientific in the human version of Celebrity Big Brother.

It told me about a video that sounds kind of like Marc Latham’s Ant Theory, but about mushrooms, and in a much more scientific way (I’m tempted to say intelligent, but don’t want to upset my partner!).  I can’t watch it, ‘cos I’m in here, but apparently it’s available to watch at: Ted TV.  Or try Brave New Traveler.

I hope TedWolf isn’t telling me a load of pork pies, like I think Stephen BaldWolf often is!

Hi, it’s GG here.  I’m enjoying my time in the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house/den so far, although Stephen BaldWolf’s preaching goes on a bit.  He’s a born-again werewolf, and is allowed an hour of werewolf creationism a day.  Some of it is very interesting though, and yesterday they played us a great documentary about how human and dog behaviour has evolved over the thousands of years relationships.  Some of the main points were:

• dogs have a greater understanding of us than our closest relatives like chimps (dogs understand our pointing/directing etc whereas chimps don’t)
• although dogs evolved from wolves, wolf pups reared by humans from birth grow up independent and wild, not taking any notice of pointing/controls.
• foxes reared from the tamest of their kind produce good pets within three generations, and even start showing more domesticated physical features such as curly tails and floppy ears, suggesting this was how wolves became dogs.

It’s watchable on the BBC Horizon website until April 7th, 2010.

The other housemates seem to have become fascinated with GG since it made its amazing entrance into the CBBAW house/den.  It’s not surprising really, as GG is the last greenygrey, and many of the other werewolves have not seen one before.

The Many Layers of the Celebrity Greenygrey

One of the other contestants, a rapping werewolf called SisWolf, told Big Brother Alpha Werewolf that the Greenygrey had many layers. 

Yes, that’s true, GG has many green and grey layers, all overlapping like a furry waterfall.

Bald Werewolf has Big Brother Platonic Crush on GG

GG’s many layers may be why furless Stephen BaldWolf has expressed a platonic crush on GG.  Sorry Stephen, but I don’t think GG’s going to reciprocate.

Celebrity Bald Werewolf gives Advice to GG

Stephen BaldWolf also told GG that it would have to decide whether it was green or grey sooner or later, as the werewolf public would not accept it as green if it was also grey; and vice versa. 

I’m GG’s advisor thank you Stephen BaldWolf, and I think his brand and career have been doing very well without your input!

Funnily enough, there seem to be similar events happening in the all human celebrity big brother house.