GREENYGREY’S RAMBLES

Hi, it’s Marc Latham here.  Sorry, but you were rubbish at visiting this website in May and the statistics are too embarrassing to put in one of my brilliant posts.

Please try and improve in June, or find some other websites to spend your browsing time.

That’s all for now, and please get on with taking lots of time as you look through every page on the amazing and fascinating greenygrey website.

If any of you did spend much time on the website and here at the blog in a positive way please let me know, and I might apologise. 

P.S.  I’d seriously like to hear from anybody that does value the blog, as I’m wondering if it’s worth blogging regularly, and if nobody really cares I won’t bother, as it’s a bit time consuming if no use to anybody.  Cheers, and thanks for visiting!

Yes, you read the title right, the Greenygrey has won Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf.  I always knew that good ol’ lovable werewolf had it in it!  It seems the werewolf public took to its laid back unconcerned demeanour on the show, and voted GG the winner by a clear margin.  After the disappointment of I’m A Celebrity Werewolf this is a great day for greenygreys everywhere, and should be a boost for the GG brand.

Thanks for all your votes.  We were hoping to feature an exclusive interview with GG, but it hasn’t woken up yet, and had to be carried out of the house den.  We’ll let you know when it’s awake.

Not Such Good News for Caged Wolf 

It was not such good news for Caged Wolf though.  The main reason it was included in the show was because it was in a relationship with Katie TooPriceyWolf, who took part in I’m A Celebrity Werewolf alongside GG. 

Although Caged Wolf did great on the show, after he didn’t win TooPriceyWolf dumped poor CagedWolf live on Werewolf TV, before denying that she would have continued dating him if he’d won.

It must also be remembered that KTPW did of course give him his ‘big break’ by dating him.

That useless lump of green and grey fur is still fast akip, with the final of Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf fast approaching.  To think of all the time and effort I’ve put in to get its book published and appearances on I’m A Celebrity Werewolf as well as the current Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf. 

And all it can do is sleep through it all.  It’s seems a far cry from the superhuman werewolf I met after its epic North American travels.

Not only that, but some of the other werewolf housemates have now gone and badly drawn silly glasses and a moustache on it while it sleeps.  It’s going to take some effort to resurrect its career and brand after this I can tell you.

Anyway, for all its worth, back to the live cam focusing on GG:

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Remember how yesterday I told you I’d tell you about my deep slumber dream, after the pea-souper reminded me.  Funny that, isn’t it, how a pea is green, and its soup is used to describe a grey foggy day.  Do you think its etymology could be traced to my ancestors?

GG’s Creation Myth Dream: When the Sky and Earth are One

Anyway, I digress, and a werewolf’s only as good as its word. 

Yeh, well you know how I’m a bit of an orphan at the moment, and don’t know of any other surviving greenygreys.

Well, in my dream I was thinking how I may have been born out of those greenygrey times when the cloud descends to the ground, and sky and Earth seem to be one.

It kind of makes sense to me, but how can I know if it’s true, or just my imagination on overload during my deep hibernation slumber?

Anyway, any thoughts you have on the matter are very welcome.  Back to the house den grind!

Hi gang, it’s GG here.  Thanks for all your subconcious votes: not only did they keep me in the Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf house den, but they also woke me up from my deep hibernation slumber.

Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf Evictions

It’s all change in the house den, with KattyWolf, FlossyWolf and LadySovereignWolf all gone.  I didn’t even get to say goodbye, as I just woke up like an hour ago.

It leaves the house a bit light on the female front, but there seems to be a bit of an alpha female battle going on, with the dominant BeachWolf sensing a challenge from TrumpWolf.

The males have BadBoyVinnieWolf and BaldWolf dominating in different ways, with BadBoyVinnieWolf quietly controlling, while BaldWolf tries the noisy approach.

Grey Dominating the Green

It’s a real pea-souper out there today, with grey dominating the landscape: don’t think it’ll make much difference being in the house den, as visibility must be doing to a few dozen feet.

Actually, it reminded me of a dream I had when in my slumber that may provide clues to my origins.  I’ll let you know about it tomorrow.

The other housemates seem to have become fascinated with GG since it made its amazing entrance into the CBBAW house/den.  It’s not surprising really, as GG is the last greenygrey, and many of the other werewolves have not seen one before.

The Many Layers of the Celebrity Greenygrey

One of the other contestants, a rapping werewolf called SisWolf, told Big Brother Alpha Werewolf that the Greenygrey had many layers. 

Yes, that’s true, GG has many green and grey layers, all overlapping like a furry waterfall.

Bald Werewolf has Big Brother Platonic Crush on GG

GG’s many layers may be why furless Stephen BaldWolf has expressed a platonic crush on GG.  Sorry Stephen, but I don’t think GG’s going to reciprocate.

Celebrity Bald Werewolf gives Advice to GG

Stephen BaldWolf also told GG that it would have to decide whether it was green or grey sooner or later, as the werewolf public would not accept it as green if it was also grey; and vice versa. 

I’m GG’s advisor thank you Stephen BaldWolf, and I think his brand and career have been doing very well without your input!

Funnily enough, there seem to be similar events happening in the all human celebrity big brother house.

The Celebrity Big Brother Alpha Werewolf House/Den is ready, and so is the Greenygrey.  What human/wolf drama will emerge from the house/den over the next fortnight?  Only time will tell… 

Hi, it’s GG here.  Just had to file a quick report about the most amazing visit we had in camp last night.

Green Man and Three Rabbits: Ancient Celebrities

As if meeting the famous film star, Wolfen, last week wasn’t enough, the Green Man and the Three Rabbits appeared out of nowhere last night and shocked us all.  Such ancient and prolific celebrities willing to visit us relative newbies!

The Green Man and Three Rabbits are global travellers and thought to represent male and female characteristics.

Green Man and Three Rabbits: New Article

If you’d like to read more about them I think there is an article written by Marc Latham about them on Brave New Traveler.

If you read that article from the link above I think you’ll understand why the whole camp is buzzing about the wonderful visit.

More soon…